Medical Examination

When the nursery aunt smiled and asked about everyone's dreams, some said they wanted to be scientists, some said they wanted to be engineers, and others said they wanted to be honorable PLA soldiers when they grew up. When it was the turn of the war heroes, he replied, "When I grow up, I want to be a bandit!" ”
Everyone was stunned by Zhanxiage's answer. You have to know, in comic books, bandits are always the ugliest and most sneaky villains, destined to be wiped out by the PLA!
The aunt asked, "Zhanxiage, why did you grow up to be a bandit? Wouldn't it be better to be a proud soldier like your father?" ”
The battle hero's answer back then was childishly endearing: "Because bandits can also fight the PLA!" ”
The auntie was amused by the heroic song's words and said, "Then when the kids in our class play the police catching robbers game, you can be the robber." ”
The game of police catching robbers involves having seven or eight children act as police officers and one or two as robbers. The many bullied the few, and the final outcome was justice triumphing over evil and the police subduing the robbers.
Usually, the thin, easily bullied children would become bandits. Zhanxiage and his companion, who looked like a radish head, stood side by side, with seven or eight tall, burly children standing less than thirty meters away.
The aunt laughed and shouted, "The battle begins!" ”
Little Radish Head turned and fled. Before the seven or eight "policemen" could even begin their pursuit, they suddenly saw the "bandit" Zhanxiage, who should have been fleeing in panic, suddenly lower his head and fiercely charge at their tallest and strongest companion, who had been elected "police chief."
Seeing Zhanxiage like a Spanish bull, glaring with bloodshot eyes and charging fiercely at the "enemy" with the wildest stance, even the aunt watching nearby couldn't help but feel a chill in her heart.
"Oh!"
The boy hit by Zhanxiage only had time to let out a scream before he was knocked to the ground and rolled several times in a row.
"Smack!"
Zhan Xiage's fist raised and struck another boy's nose hard, blood immediately splattering from his face. After running a few steps, Radish Head realized something was wrong and turned around, staring blankly at the scene. Zhanxiage shouted angrily, "What are you running? Come and fight!" ”
Four or five fists landed on Zhanxiage at the same time. After all, they were still just a few years old, fighting without any discipline—neither knowing how to aim for the target's head and hit hard, nor what kind of thing they were trying to grab. These kids in the same class were also strong and strong, and their fists were big, but how could their fists possibly compare to the thick and heavy jujube wood rolling pin at Zhanxiage's family?
Even if Dad showed some mercy when fighting Xiage in battle, those things keep hitting him every few days. At least it's a basic skill in Iron Shirt training since childhood, right?!
The battle had only lasted half a minute before the kids quickly realized that no matter how they attacked, Zhan Xiage's men didn't care at all. These 'people's police' never hit bad people's faces, but the 'bandits' didn't care about that. Zhan Xiage, regardless of face, body, or nose, he would strike whatever he caught, and every punch would make a loud thud.
Seeing that encouraged by Zhanxiage, Radish Head also turned around and joined the fight. Looking at Zhanxiage fighting while showing a strange smile, suddenly someone shouted, "Run!" and seven or eight police officers scattered like birds and beasts. Two thugs chased relentlessly from behind, forcing the "people's police" to flee and dodge throughout the nursery courtyard.
Several nursery ladies helped up the boy who had been knocked down by Zhanxiage. He was already sobbing, twitching and crying. Watching Zhanxiage chase and fight like a wild horse, one auntie whispered, "This kid is way too wild, isn't he?" ”
In the end, the bandits completely defeated the righteous police officers, both in terms of willpower and strength. The auntie gathered several boys together, and almost all these "policemen" were injured. Before the auntie could speak, Zhanxiage pointed at the "police chief" and sneered, "What the hell are you pretending to be a bear?" Let me tell you, when a man faces an enemy, his only choice is to fight! A weak soldier can lead a whole mess. With your pathetic appearance, you think you deserve to be a cadre?! ”
The aunties looked at each other in confusion, and after a long while, one of them whispered, "This definitely wasn't learned from our nursery!" ”
From then on, Zhanxiage developed a fondness for being a bandit, a robber, and a thief while playing games. He was always followed by a little radish head who advanced and fought together. That radish head struggled to chase after Zhanxiage all day, panting heavily and shouting, "Zhanxiage, wait for me! We're in cahoots!" ”
Without turning his head, Zhanxiage shouted, "Ouyang Zhuo, hurry up and run! You've truly disgraced us bandits, robbers, and thieves...... Go, fight, fight! ”
Before Ouyang Zhuo, the little radish head, had a chance to rush into the battlefield, the People's Liberation Army and police scattered like birds and beasts. Two fierce bandits continued to chase from behind, and the entire nursery playground was in chaos, with people and horses in chaos.