Chapter 18: The Princelings

"Yeah, I spun around inside and was just kicked out!"
The group immediately became interested. The chubby guy shouted, "Can you tell us about the Fifth Special Forces Elite Training School?" We've all participated in the selection, but unfortunately, we were all steamed out! ”
At this point, the fat guy slapped his own head hard and shouted, "How could I be stupid? If you dare tell me what's going on inside, you never even stayed inside!" Leaking the secrets of the Fifth Special Forces is tantamount to treason—this is a problem even our parents can't cover! But you can at least tell me what mistake you made, right? ”
"It's nothing," Zhanxiage said lightly, "It was just that while practicing combat with classmates, I knocked him to the ground and lost the ability to fight back, and then insisted on kicking him back, making him the last eunuch in China." The instructor hit me, and I was unconvinced, so I snatched a grenade from someone else, intending to die with him! ”
The room was filled with gasps as the fat guy's mouth was open in an 'O' shape. After a long while, he finally gasped and said, "Damn, boss, you're way too awesome. Is this really nothing?" How many heads do you have, and you actually dare challenge the instructor there?! ”
Huang Zhipeng reached out and lifted Zhan Xiaoge's collar, glanced at the bruises that hadn't faded after more than two months since his fight with Liu Wei, then nodded and gave Zhan Xiaoge a thumbs-up, saying, "He's quite something!" Come, let me introduce you to the brothers in our special service company! ”
Huang Zhipeng first pointed to the slightly chubby young man holding a cigar and exhaling smoke, introduced: "Zheng Junjie, like me, is from Haidian District, Beijing, and has a wide network in Nanjing." Just looking at him looks like he's in a belly carrying ten months, it's all the fat from eating. This kid's specialty is eating! ”
When Huang Zhipeng pointed to a young man who looked refined and wore titanium alloy glasses, he said, "This is Tao Tai, nicknamed 'Desperate Sanlang.' He's from the Xinjiang Construction Corps, and grew up in the military camp. Don't be fooled by his refined demeanor—when it comes to fights, he's always cunning. When he gets desperate, he uses whatever he has." He had accidentally injured someone and was afraid his old man would beat him, so he ran into the barracks. Besides his strong fists and loyalty, his greatest strength was his ability to drink. Even with 55-degree baijiu, he dared to downpour two jin in one go, and still remained calm. Anyone who dared challenge him at the dinner table was almost no different from courting death! ”
"Compared to Zhanxiage trying to take the instructor down with a grenade, what I did was child's play!" Tao Tai stared at the war hero and said, "Tomorrow, I'll be the host. Please come have a good drink. We brothers won't get drunk!" ”
那个一进屋子就找了一张椅子老老实实做在那里，手里捧着一只彩屏gameboy玩得不亦乐乎的年轻人，他突然狠狠一拍桌子，吓得胖子郑俊杰差点直接从床上掉下来，朱雨放声叫道：“操，我终于打爆机了，哈哈哈……今天终于可以好好睡一觉了，gameover！哈哈哈……完美结局啊！”
甩掉手里的游戏机，他对着战侠歌伸出一只手，道：“我叫朱雨，我没有什么优点，最大的爱好就是玩。”
“最后这位来自南海舰队，纪奉伟，他家都是海军，但是天知道为什么，到了他这里，竟然是一个标准的旱鸭子，他是坐车晕车，坐船晕船，就连晚上睡在床上，弹簧垫太软让他睡得太舒服，他都会晕床，至于和女人zuo爱会不会晕爱，那就等以后用事实来验证了！”
这五个人再加上战侠歌，居然全是军方高干子弟，战侠歌终于忍不住问道：“我们这个特务连到底是怎么回事？我一开始还以为是一支作战力强悍的特种部队呢，可是现在怎么看怎么不像！”
"Pah!"
Zheng Junjie flicked the ash off his cigar and complained, "Special forces? Those guys kept us here, but didn't make any training plans for us, nor did they have a direct instructor in charge for us." What kind of special service company is this? Not to mention a company commander, not even a squad leader or a veteran soldier! Doing nothing here every day, if it weren't for having a group of brothers with me, I would have faded out of the sky long ago. If this keeps up, I'll really head back home! ”
Tao Feng and Ji Fengwei both nodded repeatedly. Tao Feng exclaimed, "It's really inconvenient here. If you want to play video games, you have to walk at least half an hour to find the nearest game room. If you want to get a car out, it really makes me understand what it means to be tough to deal with. Those bastards managing the garage are really a pain!" Getting a girlfriend was even harder. Every time they came to the military camp to see me, I had to personally go to the gate to greet them. Only those young soldiers with their brains in water would reluctantly let me through. ”
"Actually, you can't really blame them." Huang Zhipeng said, "We're all a bunch of backdoor soldiers. To put it bluntly, we're just young masters who never even thought about joining the army and just treat this place like a summer camp." There were forty or fifty soldiers from the special service company in the entire building—each one was a prominent figure. Maybe we're all here today, and tomorrow someone will find a new show and disappear without a trace. If 'soldiers' like us were placed in an ordinary company, wouldn't we throw the company upside down? But out of respect for comrades and old friends, the 38th Army felt embarrassed to push us out. As China's most capable Land Group Army, the best way to prevent our few dozen rats from spoiling their big pot of soup is to keep us bad apples together, coaxing us with good food and drink until we get bored and leave on our own! Look at the people living here—rather than calling this building the barracks of the Special Service Company, it's better to call it the Public Relations Section Headquarters! ”
So this is exactly the kind of secret agent method the so-called 'special agent company' is. Zhanxiage was honestly a bit stunned.
"Zhanxia Ge, after dinner, I'll take you around the entire apartment building. This building houses more than forty people from all over the country, each with strong backing. Get to know them, and you'll be friends from now on." Even if it's not a life-or-death bond, when you need each other, getting to know each other is always helpful! ”
Huang Zhipeng patted Zhanxiage on the shoulder and said, "Just because you once joined the Fifth Special Forces Elite Training School, and fought with the instructor to the point of using grenades—that glorious achievement—you're enough to earn everyone's recognition." Within our group, you can already be considered an outlier. ”
Huang Zhipeng was clearly doing quite well in the special service company. He walked into the restaurant with a war chivalry song, and people kept standing up to nod and greet him.
But after leaving the restaurant, Zhanxiage noticed that every soldier passing by was looking at them with strange eyes.
"You don't need to worry about their gaze." Huang Zhipeng said calmly, "Those are jealous looks. Comparing yourself to others is fatal. We're both soldiers, living comfortably, living like grandpas, with meals for a hundred yuan a day, but they have to drill on the training ground every day. When repairing barracks, they pick up shovels and hammers to fight a pile of broken bricks and tiles. Their three meals together can't even exceed three and a half yuan. It's normal for them to feel unfair. We can't just play innocent after getting a bargain, right?!" ”
A soldier's whisper drifted into the Song of War Heroes: "Look, there's another one in the *!" ”
After dinner, a group of 'soldiers' from the special agent company gathered in a lavishly decorated entertainment room on the second floor. Some people sit with cigarettes chewing on their faces, playing cards without a single tile; some sit on leather sofas, eyes fixed on the TV. But judging by their vacant looks, it's hard to tell where their thoughts have wandered. In a corner of the entertainment room, two billiard tables were set up. While playing, someone suddenly dropped their cue stick and shouted, "I'm done playing! Here, aside from watching TV, playing cards, playing table tennis, bragging and chatting, there's nothing else to do here. It's so boring!" ”
"Yeah," someone chimed in, "If I'd known this was what being a soldier would be like, I wouldn't have come even if I had died fighting for it!" Before entering the military camp, the old man made a bet with me, saying I would never last half a year there. Now, after only two months, I'm about to lose my mind. How is that any different from being in prison?! ”
Zhanxiage said, "There's only a small town the size of a palm near this barracks. Of course, the entertainment facilities can't compare to big cities like Beijing, Shanghai, or Nanjing." But in the barracks, we can still find lots of fun things! ”
Someone shouted, "This barracks are even more boring than the nunnery. This is forbidden and that is not allowed. The soldiers in the grassroots companies are so useless that they can't even get a single hit with three sticks. What's so fun about the barracks?" ”
Zhanxiage smiled and said, "There really are plenty of fun things here, it's just that you haven't learned to dig for yourselves!" For example, playing martial arts, shooting, rocket launchers, pig farming, outdoor survival, playing even better than them: the five key teachings, four beauties, three passions, three major disciplines, and eight key points to note......
A group of soldiers from the special service company looked at each other in confusion.
(Yao Shao: Sweat, if you have a ticket, give it to me! Aren't you afraid of getting stunned, and definitely not afraid of being smashed and stupid? Now they've overtaken you, coughing up blood, dumbfounded, stunned, crazy!) )