Chapter 29: Bloodthirsty Mad Dragon (Part 1)

It wasn't until 7:30 in the morning that the sun slowly passed over the endless icebergs, casting its light over the border between China and Russia. A group of Chinese soldiers, whose heads, necks, wrists, and ankles had been stripped from terrorists and barely survived their clothes with blood, crawled out of their own individual snow caves, carrying their own marine boots that had been dried by their body heat after a night of holding them.
They stripped off their clothes, grabbed a handful of snow from the ground, and almost lined up in perfect formation, wiping away blood and smoke from their armpits, thighs, chests, and feet. Then they placed their socks, underwear, and underwear on a patch of clean snow, swatted them clean with rifle butts, and hung them on the barrels. In no time, more than a dozen sets of underwear and ripped socks fluttered like victory flags in the fierce cold wind.
Then, a dozen or so soldiers from the Fifth Special Forces, almost naked, lined up neatly and together made their first ...... of the morning Urine.
Shen Hao and Zhao Haiping were truly stunned.
Zhanxiage reached out and pointed at the soldiers of the Fifth Special Forces one by one, saying, "You, you, you, and you, the urine of all four of you is deep yellow and already showing signs of dehydration. No matter what method you use, I will supplement your body with at least 500cc of warm water within half an hour." ”
Zhan Xiaoge glanced at Shen Hao and Zhao Haiping and said, "You guys also clean the blood from your bodies. We must advance forward more than thirty kilometers before we can join up with the Russian troops supporting us. Taking a 'snow bath' will refresh you a lot and effectively prevent rashes!" Also, pay attention to your urine and be careful of possible dehydration symptoms. ”
The four soldiers of the Fifth Special Forces immediately got busy. Some of them dug out two tattered steel helmets from over a hundred terrorists and set them up on several stones. Some used tiger-tooth sabers to scrape off pieces of solid ice, and others even carefully disassembled one with their saber...... DFR89 35mm Individual Incendiary Bomb!
Soon, the helmets emitted "gurgling" and "gurgling" sounds. They placed two compressed biscuits for individual soldiers, some chocolates and two small packs of salt that the Fifth Special Forces soldiers always carry, and then found some naan from the terrorists, frozen overnight and harder than stone. In this way, two steel helmets were both sweet and salty, and at least nutritious toys were made.
A group of Chinese soldiers gathered around two steel helmets. Using spoons made from shrapnel and half a shell casing, they carefully fed the precious food into their mouths. Mixed with raw rubber fuel, the stove rolled continuously in the stone stove. The blue flames gently licked the "bottom of the pot," black smoke billowed up, and coughing sounds occasionally echoed around. As everyone exchanged glances, suddenly they couldn't help but point at the other's face, whose eyes were dark and red from the smoke, bursting out laughing.
While eating, they put small pieces of fairly clean ice into their steel helmet when suddenly someone raised a question: "Class monitor, do you think we're using a very unconventional way to eat hotpot?" ”
Zhanxiage tilted his head and thought seriously for a long moment before nodding, "If eating hotpot could also have a Guinness World Record, we could definitely make the list." Using dead steel helmet as a pot, ice from icebergs thousands of years old as soup base, DFR89 35mm individual incendiary rounds as charcoal, and shrapnel from heavy bombs and fighter jet shell casings as spoons...... Hehe, this really is an encyclopedia-style hotpot for war! ”
Zhao Haiping joked with a smile, "What a pity, our hotpot is only vegetarian, not a bit of meat." ”
A soldier from the Fifth Special Forces carefully raised his hand and said, "Reporting to the squad leader, reporting to all the brothers, when I was just cutting through the ice, I found a snake in the ice that had frozen to death for two or three years, or maybe two or three hundred years. I noticed its flesh still hadn't rotted. I didn't report to the squad leader or the brothers, but just cut it into small pieces and put them into our hotpot." ”
"Damn!" Yan Jun glared and shouted, "I was wondering how I just bit into something that looked like a chicken neck. I thought it was my old Yan's luck coming out—he actually got to eat a delicious piece to himself!" ”
The group burst out laughing again. Zhanxiage glanced at the mass of corpses just dozens of meters away and chuckled, "Wanting meat is easy. There's a huge area there. If you really want meat, feel free to order—I'll help you get it done." What about human hearts, livers, lungs, offal, and hind leg meat? They just died not long ago, and now in this natural frozen area, I pick some younger, tender meat, slice it thinly, and put it in the hot pot. In less than two minutes, it's fresh and spicy and ready to eat! Even Yue Fei wrote a poem saying, 'When hungry, eat the enemy's flesh; when thirsty, drink the enemy's blood.' If he could do this, then we are also soldiers—why cannot? Anyone who wants to eat human flesh, raise your hand for me! ”
A group of people stared in shock at Zhanxia Ge, whose face was serious. After witnessing Zhanxia Ge's relentless killer tactics, they couldn't help but think of a question: "Class monitor, boss, could he be serious?" ”
Taking advantage of the moment, Zhanxiage pulled out a spoon made from shrapnel and bullet casings, scooped it out a few times from the 'pot,' and with one spoonful scooped out two or three pieces of snake meat with bones, feeding them into his mouth and chewing them heartily.
Seeing the mix of satisfaction and triumphant cunning on Zhanxia Ge's face, the group snapped out of their daze: Damn, I've actually been tricked!
"Smack, smack, smack......"
A group of Chinese soldiers exchanged glances, and suddenly a dozen or so snowballs whistled and smashed hard into Zhan Xiaoge's face. Caught off guard by this absolute surprise, his body, trained almost abnormally over many years, naturally rolled back seven or eight meters with full force. He had just bounced up, mouth wide open as if to shout loudly. With a loud "smack," Yan Jun, who was already a close buddy, swung his right hand, and a fist-sized snowball landed precisely into Zhan Xiaoge's mouth, landing a full ten-ring strike.
When Zhanxiage spat out the snowball in his mouth, the dining spot where he had just been there was already gone!
Zhanxiage held a spoon made from shrapnel and half a cannon shell casing, anxiously circling around them.
"Bosses, could you please make room for me?"
No one paid attention; everyone continued to keep their heads down, eating and drinking wildly.
"Make room for me, this is an order!" Hearing the hero's commanding voice, several members of the Fifth Special Forces trembled. Just as they were about to move, they immediately heard the song continue: "Please, let the squad leader go hungry. Are you going to be struck by lightning or executed?" ”
"Tch!"
Even Shen Hao, Zhao Haiping, and everyone else couldn't help but give Zhanxiage a thumbs up. Yan Jun, shoveling hotpot soup into his mouth, stretched his neck and shouted, "Speaking of execution, I think the first person to be executed when I go back is you, right?" How dare they bargain directly with the principal, even resorting to shameless tactics? We're just copying their example. What we're doing is even more so—if the upper beam is crooked, the lower beam will be crooked. Don't you all agree?! ”
A group of people shouted wildly, "Yes! ”
In front of everyone, Zhanxiage took out a small bag of 50 grams of braised beef from his pocket from his individual rations, sighed as he tore open the aluminum plastic bag, and said, "Sigh, I was just planning to add some sauce and meat to our hotpot business, but I didn't expect it...... Sigh, looks like I'll have to find a quiet spot and slowly savor the food in my hands! ”
Zhan Xiaoge pulled his hand back into his pocket, and this time he pulled out a 100-gram compressed biscuit. "Sigh, beef with compressed biscuits—this is truly a fairy-tale treat. By the way......"
This time, Zhan Xiagege actually pulled out a small packet of twenty-gram individual rations, along with pickled mustard greens and a small packet of soup base.
"Whoosh......"
Several soldiers of the Fifth Special Forces lunged forward like trying to catch a donkey in an alley, ambushing the Western Chu Overlord from ten sides. Several large hands simultaneously locked Zhan Xiaoge tightly and forcibly dragged him back to the "hotpot." Yan Jun was even more unceremonial, reaching into Zhanxiage's pocket and pulling out an unsealed individual ration plastic bag, containing a second 100-gram compressed biscuit. Thus, a whole set of field army rations for individual soldiers appeared before everyone.
"Class monitor, boss!" Yan Jun asked in confusion, "I remember when you carried Captain Shen Hao on your back, you already handed me all the equipment!" Besides, the individual rations we use can all heat up automatically. It seems they've never been issued such regular rations for field troops, right? ”