Chapter 20: Red Pink Cannonball

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General Zheng Xun asked, "You know about the 136th Army's recent combat exercises, right?" ”
Li Xiangshang nodded and asked in confusion, "I've heard about this. I heard that even reporters from the PLA Literary and Art Magazine, producers of the August 1st Soldiers' TV program, as well as reporters and photographers from CCTV, were invited to the combat command hall to witness this live-action exercise." The exercise hadn't even started yet, but they were already making a big splash, but for some reason, the exercise was suddenly abandoned! ”
"The exercise was held as scheduled, and it even produced a brilliant lightning annihilation battle!" Zheng Xun covered his forehead and said, "The original purpose of this exercise was to prove that our Second Artillery missile unit already possesses electronic warfare, surface-to-air missile interception, and long-range precision strike capabilities." To ensure the success of this exercise, Commander Yang and the First and Second Commanders of the Second Artillery Corps prepared for half a year. During this exercise, the 136th Army deployed a mechanical division, a missile brigade, a special operations battalion, and a helicopter battalion to fight as the Blue side. Meanwhile, the Second Artillery Corps deployed three missile brigades to join the Red side. Before the exercise began, Zhanxiage, the special service company commander, volunteered to join. Commander Yang was overwhelmed and had no mood to pay attention to such trivial matters, so he directly handed over the task of assigning the special service company's combat tasks to a division chief! ”
Hearing this, Li Xiangshang's left eyelid began to twitch uncontrollably.
The director was straightforward and directly told Zhanxiage that their special service company was a special operations unit operating independently, allowing them to set their own combat objectives on the battlefield based on the situation. But Zhanxiage, that troublemaker, squeezed seventy to eighty thousand yuan from over 120 members of the special service company. Before the exercise officially began, he hired over 200 female students from art schools and models from entertainment companies at a 'labor fee' of 300 yuan per person, forming a consolation team and sending them directly to the exercise battlefield. The Second Artillery Corps placed them in the information processing command center in a safe area, insisting on putting on some kind of 'labor performance'! ”
"Think about it, even though it was during the exercise, the guard company responsible for protecting the Strategic Missile Force's information processing command center, based on the principle of military and civilian unity, wouldn't feel embarrassed to kick them out forcefully? Moreover, it's said that Zhanxiage has a sharp eye for talent. He spends a fortune to hire top-tier beauties. The young men from the guard company, though honed through real training on the training ground, are overwhelmed by a group of passionate and dazzling girls. They were completely at a loss and ended up mixed in with the troops, and before they knew it, they all reacted completely without reacting at all! ”
The final outcome is that before the exercise officially begins, the information command center of the Strategic Missile Forces' brain and eyes has become a prize for the Blue Side's special agent company!
"The full report of this exercise is at the very bottom of the pile of files you have. Take it out yourself. I'm an old man with a weak heart and really can't handle this kind of stress anymore!"
Li Xiangshang opened the last file, glanced at it a few times, and cold sweat quickly streamed down his forehead.
"Hehe...... Sorry, sorry to offend you! According to the exercise rules, you are now our prisoners and have no right to resist! Please cooperate, raise your hands above your head, and avoid any struggles or actions that might cause us to misunderstand! ”
Under the command of Zhanxia Ge, more than 120 units of the special service company surged forward, tying up the Red Guard Company, which had already been disarmed by them, regardless of rank.
The guard company commander, bound like a dumpling by several people, widened his eyes as he looked at the group of soldiers before him, who didn't look like soldiers at all. With a sly grin, he took off his civilian clothes and rummaged through several cars to put on his own uniform. God knows what kind of soldiers these are. They wore standard army camouflage uniforms, but all wore black bulletproof vests typically used by anti-terrorism special forces, and even wore blue berets on their heads—a style reserved only for international peacekeeping forces. And the weapons in their hands were all over the place!
Some have decent and stable firing rates, but their power is really limited. Professional soldiers jokingly call them "bird guns," MP5 submachine guns only suitable for urban counter-terrorism assaults, some carry Chinese-standard Type 85 automatic rifles, others carry a Type 86 sniper rifle, and some carry flamethrowers that God knows what they want. But the most outrageous is a detestable guy they call a company commander! He actually carried a rotating heavy machine gun produced by China's Military Industry Research Institute! Inside the holster on his thigh, there was a delicate, small-caliber self-defense pistol inserted. As for the bayonet he wore, any real soldier would probably show a look of misery on his face, because this "company commander" was carrying a former Chinese special forces triangular bayonet that had been found out of nowhere!
And the few grenades on him—the guards looked them over from all sides, their heads cracking in confusion—what kind of weapon could possibly fire these grenades from this 'company commander's' body!
Could it be that this "company commander" neatly inserted such a row of grenades into his bulletproof vest just to make him look more imposing...... Decorations?!
Such a battle-hardened special forces unit had actually been disarmed by such a group of forces that were neither Chinese nor Western, nor incoherent! The guard company commander grew more and more frustrated the more he thought about it. Finally, he couldn't help but shout, "Hey, isn't the exercise not even started yet?" What are you doing? ”
Zhan Xiaoge waved his hand, signaling the hundreds of beautiful extras he had invited for eighty to ninety thousand yuan to leave voluntarily. The actresses, who had earned a few hundred yuan but only performed for less than half an hour, chuckled softly as they passed before Zhan Xiaoge and the others. It truly was a fragrant breeze—perhaps out of respect for the money, or admiration for a boss like Zhanxia Ge, whose generous spending was jaw-dropping. About one hundred and fifty beautiful girls appeared before officially exiting. both left a gentle and emotional kiss on Zhanxiage's face.
He walked up to the guard company commander, his face shamelessly filled with a thousand and fifty lipstick marks, propping his head up and saying, "As the art of war says, 'All's fair in war;' The Art of War also says, striking first is strength; striking later brings disaster; The Art of War also says, 'There is no constant force in warfare, and no constant shape in water.' Judging by your silly expression, you probably can't understand such profound truths, right? ”
The guard company commander shouted, "You're blatantly violating the drill rules! Which part are you from?!" ”
Zhan Xiaoge said nothing. Beside him, his brother and company instructor Huang Zhipeng held his head high like a proud little rooster and said, "We are the exclusive special service company of the 136th Group Army!" ”